Meet The Office Staff: Bjorn Lars Blank, Jan Schiecke & Marc Franz

One gets our name out, one takes care of any problems we have, and the other one signs the check...so basically, all of the hard work we do, would never been noticed if it wasn't for these guys. That makes them part of the team, and therefore you should meet them.

Head of Marketing and PR: Bjorn Lars Blank

aka Keith Van Bjorn

aka The Blue Power Ranger

aka Conan O'Bjornin

aka TheTall Ghost From Casper aka Stretch

Team Manager: Jan Schiecke

aka Bluetooth

aka James McAvoy

aka Bud Bundy

aka Drew Lachey

CEO: Marc Franz

aka...The Guy Who Signs The Checks

I'm going to go ahead and stop right there for that reason...I"m not stupid.

This concludes the Meet The Team Series...for real this time...I hope you've enjoyed it.

Do What You Do          Hallelujah Hollaback          ...blackhercules21...

"Bet you know now, when I rap fast
I might as well slooooww down
I mean I love when I spin Porsche to hold my horse like
Whooaaa now"

--Ruff Ryders- Street Team

Meet The Coaches: Stefan Mienack & John Patrick

The reigning coach of the year went ahead and brought in the number one hype man in Germany. Luckily they both know how to win basketball games...but no team is complete without a solid coaching staff...therefore you have to meet them.

 Assistant Coach: Stefan Mienack

aka What Diet Were You On?

aka Anyone's Before And After Pictures

aka Hydroxycut

aka Jared The Subway Guy

 Head Coach John Patrick

aka Sandals

aka Carl Edwards

aka Soon To Be Pete Carroll

aka A Young John Elway

Do What You Do          Hallelujah Hollaback          ...blackhercules21...
"Why Didn't The Coach Intro Have Any Lyrics?"

Meet The Team: Dwayne Anderson #22

The team just signed Dwayne Anderson from Villanova yesterday. Some of you may remember him as the guy on the team that messed up your 2009 March Madness bracket. I certainly do. But after his resume and a few practices, I think he fits our style absolutely perfect. A combination of strength and quickness to guard PG's to PF's and a strong rebounder who can knock down an open 3 pointer.

That being said, he's not exempt from the AKA's...no one is...so here we go...

Dwayne Anderson Villanova University 6'5" 215 Forward

aka DA

aka Either Or...

aka Notice The Trend Here

Someone get this dude a headband

Do What You Do      Hallelujah Hollaback      ...blackhercules21...

"You lying if you say that I'm the type of guy you're used to

Hilltop suite in Saint Lusha

Expose your ear so i could kiss ya

or maybe just whisper

something real man-ish

bet you didnt know i knew Spanish...Did you?"

--Gym Class Heroes- Kissin Ears