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Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Why A Christmas Tree...

Due to the circumstances this year, I don't have a Christmas Tree, but I was thinking of some reasons why a Christmas tree would be better than a girlfriend (or boyfriend for that matter).


Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better...




 ...Than a Woman...

A Christmas tree doesn’t care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past.
Christmas trees don’t get mad if you use exotic electrical devices.
A Christmas tree doesn’t care if you have an artificial one in the closet.
You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.
A Christmas tree doesn’t get mad if you look up underneath it.
When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away.
A Christmas tree doesn’t get jealous around other Christmas trees.
A Christmas tree doesn’t care if you watch football all day.
A Christmas tree doesn’t get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your pickup truck.





...Than A Man...
 
A Christmas tree is always erect.
Even small ones give satisfaction.
A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
A Christmas tree always looks good - even with the lights on.
A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.
A Christmas tree has cute balls.
A Christmas tree doesn’t get mad if you break one of its balls.
You can throw a Christmas tree out when it’s past its ’sell by’ date.
You don’t have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.



Why are the lists for women always better? 




Do What You Do       Hallelujah Hollaback       ...blackhercules21...

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