Meet The Coaches: Stefan Mienack & John Patrick

The reigning coach of the year went ahead and brought in the number one hype man in Germany. Luckily they both know how to win basketball games...but no team is complete without a solid coaching staff...therefore you have to meet them.

 Assistant Coach: Stefan Mienack

aka What Diet Were You On?

aka Anyone's Before And After Pictures

aka Hydroxycut

aka Jared The Subway Guy

 Head Coach John Patrick

aka Sandals

aka Carl Edwards

aka Soon To Be Pete Carroll

aka A Young John Elway

Do What You Do          Hallelujah Hollaback          ...blackhercules21...
"Why Didn't The Coach Intro Have Any Lyrics?"