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Thursday, October 29, 2009


Back in Part III of my "And With The First Pick" series I mentioned the classic game of Rock Paper Scissors and how I felt, in a situation where you couldn't find a decisive winner, because one team was better than another team but not both, just go with the "rock." Well here's the reason why you should always pick Rock in a Rock Paper Scissors game...because Paper can't beat Rock...and if you think it can, let's play a game...

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no f*cking way Paper can beat Rock.  Paper is supposed to magically "wrap around" Rock, rendering it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors?  Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren"t sheets of notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why- BECAUSE PAPER CANT BEAT ANYBODY! A rock would tear that sh*t up in 2 seconds. When I play Rock-Paper-Scissors I always choose Rock.  Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper, I punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say "Oh sh*t, I'm sorry- I thought paper would protect you, @$$hole."--Unknown

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